Ladies and gents, I give you the coolest thing ever published:

[niwandajones]

I especially love the subtitle: "Picturesque former champion of the world tells mechanical side of boxing. Challenges any robot."

Source.

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If you can't build a robot, be a robot!

[caffeine-nation.livejournal.com]

"And without brains no man can ever attain championship class in the boxing game."

Uh, sure...but on the other side, I doubt the robot would do all this...

http://www.cbc.ca/sports/story/2002/01/30/tyson-crime020130.html

[pkdan.livejournal.com]

I now want to write a story about Jack Dempsey being taken away by alien robot invaders, only to return to Earth ten years later with a few teeth missing, raw knuckles, and a civilization's worth of robot brain cores worn around his neck like a pearl necklace.

Jack Dempsey, Boxing Defender of Earth