Kum-ba-ya, motherfuckers!

How to make a niwandajones

Ingredients: 1 part mercy 3 parts self-sufficiency 3 parts joy

Method: Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little wisdom if desired!

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How do I do it, you ask? Well, here's some words of wisdom from Professor Gordon Chavunduka, former University of Zimbabwe Vice Chancellor, that helped put me on the path to joy, wisdom, and self-sufficiency:

"Killing someone in the hope of using his or her body parts to further business interests will not work. Hard work is the only solution to success."

You've got to admit he has a point.