My wife demanded that I preserve this bit of conversation for posterity

[niwandajones]

"I am aware of the condition of neither the city of Albuquerque nor of the Harlem Globetrotters; however, I am displeased with the current state of journalistic integrity, and as such I cannot entrust you with this harpsichord."

And the frightening thing is, in its inexplicable context, it made sense.